Lyrics

Ain’t Done it Myself

Mary Bell I wanna take you out tonight
How do I know you’re gonna treat me right?
Well my mama told me always be chivalrous
She said the girls don’t like it if you swear and cuss
And do you know how a woman’s heart is won
I ain’t done it myself but I seen it done
I ain’t done it myself but I seen it done


Oh Mary come ‘n’ sit down by this tree
First tell me what it is that you want with me?
Well back in home in Calhoun County Miss
And I never ever held a pretty girl like this
So who taught you to how to kiss that way son?
I ain’t done it myself but I seen it done
I ain’t done it myself but I seen it done


Mary can I come back to your house
Are you man enough, or just a country mouse?
Well it’s true I’m just an innocent country boy
And there weren’t many women in Pomeroy
And do you know how to show a girl some fun
I ain’t done it myself but I seen it done
I ain’t done it myself but I seen it done


Mary Bell can I take of your Basque
We’ll hell boy I thought that you’d never ask
Well I was raised up in a God fearin’ family
But I know all about the birds and the bees
I’m warning you boy I ain’t no nun
I ain’t done it myself but I seen it done
I ain’t done it myself but I seen it done
An you know I ain’t nothin’ but a loaded gun
You sure seem to be a fast learner Hon
I ain’t done it myself but I seen it done
I ain’t done it myself but I seen it done
I ain’t done it myself but I seen it done .

© Willi Kerr 2010